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  • Question: i heard your gay - Anonymous
  • Answer:

    communistbakery:

    sorry i’ll tell him not to talk so loudly next time

    bahahahaha

    lol

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the-fisher-queen:

ghostruto:

if you are under 18:

  • your nudes are child pornography 
  • people you send them to can be charged with possession of child pornography
  • you can be charged with distribution of child pornography 
  • don’t take nudes

This is not about body shaming, this is not about ‘telling you what to do with your sexuality’ this is literally a federal crime don’t fuck with the law okay.

yesplsthnx. -_-

(via pancakesandwichpants)

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celibacy:

*gasp* for me?

adorable hairy beastie!

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bestfunny:

tastefullyoffensive:

[anachevez]

 

hoooooomg.
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daydrinkbeliever:

roachpatrol:

bogusjake:

you know what i want?? a representation of the seven deadly sins where for once lust isnt the only woman and is instead a horny friendzone dudebro

holy shit

 I want a woman to be wrath - cold hard and brutal wrath. 

Sounds good to me.

(via trekkie8472)

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I get to “You’re the Top” and got a musical picture show of Sherlock in top hat and tails dancing and singing this to John.

behehehe

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Dudes check this out.

bi-furious-not-nary:

pdameasap:

awkwardmastermind:

Okay so there’s this website called litographs that prints entire(or almost entire) books onto t-shirts. I mean seriously. look at this shit.

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They have Le Mis

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They have the phantom of the opera

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They have the…

How have I not seen this before?

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The sound that this bird makes amuses me. Now I want to watch it… but if I watch it I’ll cry… wait, almost everything I watch makes me cry…

The sound that this bird makes amuses me. Now I want to watch it… but if I watch it I’ll cry… wait, almost everything I watch makes me cry…

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mischief-in-221b:

gdirtydime19:

lastmimzy:

The cat’s like WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU BRING HOME

I will always share this LOL

I relate on a spiritual level with the absolute fury in that cat’s face in the last gif

"No, but seriously… what the fuck is this and why is it on me?"

That’s a good cat.

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riverscare:

riverscare:

I’d say that’s a hell of a spoopy crack in my pumpkin.

UPDATE: A KID JUST CAME BY AND POINTED AT THE PUMPKIN SAYING “PWISONOH ZEWO HAS ESCAPED PWISONOH ZEWO HAS ESCAPED” AND I GAVE HIM LIKE 25 PACKETS OF M&MS

That kid… that’s amazing. That’s what I thought as soon as I saw your punkin and now I’ve got a helluva grin.

Good job kid…

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capeofwonders:

seasonalweasel:

pocahonturd:

parasailin-sarahpalin:

1997kids:

brilliant

IT’S 2 O CLOCK IN THE FUCKING MORNING AND I’M HOWLING MY MOM JUST WALKED IN AND NOW I HAVE TO TURN THE COMPUTER OFF FUCK IT WAS SO WORTH IT

YES IT’S BACK

oh my god

I JUST SQUEALED

This reminds me of Gonzo’s girlfriends on the various Muppets things.

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hootadoodle:

a sphinx i made oopies.

<—- wants a sphinx to go with her harpy.

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